Yeah, they do that

*ahem*

Not to paint all guys with a chauvinistic or testosteronic brush, but ... um... stallions are guys - big balls and testosterone and all that stuff, and, (cover your eyes if you have a delicate constitution) they masturbate. a lot. and there is a reason that 'hung like a horse' is a compliment.

That's because, well... because they're 'well hung' - at least as long and most probably thicker than your heroine's arm.

so if your virginal heroine rounds the corner at just the right time, she's likely to get an education. Stallions stand around having pleasant dreams at all hours of the day. He may just be dropped and engorged or he may be happily bouncing it up and down so it thumps on his belly. They aren't shy. ('they' meaning stallions, not heroines. ... heroines can be shy)

and that nice sized puddle by the gate that looks like semen ... it's probably semen. If your heroine doesn't know what semen looks like, the puddle of stuff that looks vaguely, but not exactly like mucus - it's semen.

No picture on this one. ... (but it should be easy enough to google.)

Sue L

3 comments:

Cathy said...

LOL....I immediately recalled a friend in the early 80s who got so tired of her 2 yearlings standing behind the barn masturbating all day she had them gelded. She said it was about as bad as having a teenage son.

Leah Braemel said...

LMAO - Thanks for my laugh for the day, Sue!

And Cathy, I have two sons - 22 and 16 - and I'm going to pretend I didn't see that comment. I don't even want to THINK about it!

Sue L said...

*shudder* horses I can handle better than sons. Mine are 15 and 11 .... *very heavy sigh*

Sue L